Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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