I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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