I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
