If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
