Don't you send me to vm
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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