Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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