Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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