That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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