how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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