What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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