coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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