seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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