honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I currently don't understand fingers.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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