3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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