Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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