That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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