So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
where am i from again
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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