Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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