waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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