but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
