So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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