So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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