I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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