His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm passing your future prison.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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