U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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