Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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