you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Pants are for mortals
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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