when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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