Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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