I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
She just used a chaser for red wine.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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