I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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