I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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