Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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