No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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