Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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