Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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