If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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