So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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