I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Randomize
