North Korea, Best Korea!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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