my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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