I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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