we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Randomize
