I hate your face
My brain says no but my pants say off.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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