i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
