Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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