Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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