Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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