Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Girls should come with a carfax report
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She's the barista slut.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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