Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
false alarm. still invincible.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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