I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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